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Who is Hu? Legendarisk..

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Gilla!
2007-11-12 16:10:34

Är det konstigt att det blir krig i världen :-))

Subject: Who is Hu

>(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

>>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

>George: Great. Lay it on me.

>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

>George: That's what I want to know.

>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

>Condi: Yes.

>George: I mean the fellow's name.

>Condi: Hu.

>George: The guy in China.

>Condi: Hu.

>George: The new leader of China.

>Condi: Hu.

>George: The Chinaman!

>Condi: Hu is leading China.

>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

>Condi: That's the man's name.

>George: That's who's name?

>Condi: Yes.

>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of>China?

>Condi: Yes, sir.

>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the>Middle East.

>Condi: That's correct.

>George: Then who is in China?

>Condi: Yes, sir.

>George: Yassir is in China?

>Condi: No, sir.

>George: Then who is?

>Condi: Yes, sir.

>George: Yassir?

>Condi: No, sir.

>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of

>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

>Condi: Kofi?

>George: No, thanks.

>Condi: You want Kofi?

>George: No.

>Condi: You don't want Kofi.

>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.

>And then get me the U.N.

>Condi: Yes, sir.

>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

>Condi: Kofi?

>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

>Condi: And call who?

>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

>George: Will you stay out of China?!

>Condi: Yes, sir.

>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

>Condi: Kofi.

>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

>>(Condi picks up the phone.)

>>Condi: Rice, here.

>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? 

Mvh Silicon Valley

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Gilla!
2007-11-12 16:12:57
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Ogilla!
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Gilla!
2007-11-12 18:03:33

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced 
altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and 
shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would 
meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering 
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 
41degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west
longitude." 


"You must be in IT," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the 
woman, "How did you know?" 


"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is 
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your 
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not 
been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." 

"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where 
you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large 
quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to 
keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The 
fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we 
met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."!!

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